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Free Shipping on Every OrderBuy 2 Get 1 Free180 GSM Heavy Cotton100% Cotton30-Day ReturnsOne Sentence Per ShirtFree Shipping on Every OrderBuy 2 Get 1 Free180 GSM Heavy Cotton100% Cotton30-Day ReturnsOne Sentence Per Shirt
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The Shirt Itself
Built to Last.
100% Cotton
Gildan Heavy Cotton, a classic fit that is true to size.
180 GSM Heavy Cotton
Tightly knit 180 GSM cotton with reinforced shoulders that keep their shape wash after wash.
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On every order. No minimum, no code, tracked to your door.
The Deal
Buy 2 Get 1 Free
Mix any sentences, colours and sizes. Your third tee is on us, taken off automatically at checkout.
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Bust over 48.5 in (123 cm)? Choose Men's 2XL.
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Bust over 48.5 in (123 cm)? Choose Men's 2XL.
Why the Back
You Say One Thing. The Shirt Says the Other.
Every conversation runs on two scripts: the one you say and the one you mean. We print the second one.
One sentence per shirt, on the back, where people read it as you walk away. You never have to say a word.
How It Fits
Classic Fit. True to Size.
Take your usual size. Mara and Theo, centre and right, wear M and L.
FitClassic, true to size
Mara5'9", wears M
Theo6'1", wears L
SizesS to 2XL
How much is shipping?
Nothing. Shipping is free on every order, with no minimum and no code.
How does Buy 2 Get 1 Free work?
Put any 3 tees in your cart, in any sentences, colours and sizes, and the third one is free. It comes off automatically at checkout, no code needed. Buy 6 and you get 2 free.
How long does it take?
Every shirt is printed after you order it, usually within 1 to 5 business days, then shipped from the printer closest to you. In the United States most orders arrive 3 to 10 business days after you order. The shipping page lists every country.
How do they fit?
A classic fit, true to size, so take your usual size. Measurements in inches are in the size guide.
What are the shirts made of?
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton: 5.3 oz (180 GSM) 100% cotton, tightly knit, with no side seams and reinforced shoulders that keep their shape wash after wash. The same shirt in every country.
Can I return it?
Yes. Changed your mind? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the item price (return postage is yours). Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send a photo within 14 days and we reprint it or refund you.
Where are the shirts printed?
We ship to the United States, Canada and Australia. Every shirt is printed to order. Orders to the US are printed in the USA and orders to Australia are printed in Australia; orders to Canada are printed by our print partner and shipped with tracking.
How do I track my order?
A tracking link arrives by email the moment it ships. You can also see your orders in your account.
Why is the print on the back?
The back of the shirt is where the subtext lives. People read it as you walk away, which is exactly when the true thing gets said.