Printed after you order, then shipped free with tracking. Delivery times for your country are on the shipping page.
Details
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Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every order. Each shirt is printed after you order it (usually 1 to 5 business days), then shipped with tracking. Delivery times by country.
30-day returns: changed your mind? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the item price (return postage is yours). Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send a photo within 14 days and we reprint it or refund you. Refund policy.
Size & Fit
Classic fit, true to size.
Men's and unisex sizes
Size
Chest width
Length
S
1845.7
2871.1
M
2050.8
2973.7
L
2255.9
3076.2
XL
2461.0
3178.7
2XL
2666.0
3281.3
Gildan 5000. Chest measured flat, 1 in below the armhole; length from the back of the collar. Allow up to 1.5 in either way.
Women's sizes
Women's
Fits bust
You get
Chest width
XS
29½–32½75–83
S
1845.7
S
32½–35½83–90
S
1845.7
M
35½–3890–97
S
1845.7
L
38–4197–104
M
2050.8
XL
41–44½104–113
L
2255.9
2XL
44½–48½113–123
XL
2461.0
One unisex shirt, so each women's size is matched to the unisex size that fits that bust, usually one size down. Bust ranges are standard women's sizing; chest width is the shirt you receive, measured flat. Bust over 48.5 in (123 cm)? Choose Men's 2XL.
Measured flat, in inches. Classic fit, true to size: take your usual size.
Wash cold. Say less.
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The Shirt Itself
Built to Last.
100% Cotton
Gildan Heavy Cotton, a classic fit that is true to size.
180 GSM Heavy Cotton
Tightly knit 180 GSM cotton with reinforced shoulders that keep their shape wash after wash.
Free Shipping
On every order. No minimum, no code, tracked to your door.
Gildan 5000. Chest measured flat, 1 in below the armhole; length from the back of the collar. Allow up to 1.5 in either way.
Women's sizes
Women's
Fits bust
You get
Chest width
XS
29½–32½75–83
S
1845.7
S
32½–35½83–90
S
1845.7
M
35½–3890–97
S
1845.7
L
38–4197–104
M
2050.8
XL
41–44½104–113
L
2255.9
2XL
44½–48½113–123
XL
2461.0
One unisex shirt, so each women's size is matched to the unisex size that fits that bust, usually one size down. Bust ranges are standard women's sizing; chest width is the shirt you receive, measured flat. Bust over 48.5 in (123 cm)? Choose Men's 2XL.
Measured flat, in inches. Classic fit, true to size: take your usual size.
